Get the out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet bad bitches in the indoor pool Yo what am I, an 'Cuz I bagged too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, I'm the goat, what I wrote 'cuz fire and I started on the choir singin' solo for the Pope Tell your mama please, get up off her
You wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese Open toed shoes, feet like collard greens Toes kriss krossed like she on J. team your sittin' up like beach balls in the sand plus A mouth of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand
Who the fuck let you in, all my are fired Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper I can hire You know some old school wit a bit of attitude Pay him hundred to fuck a girl in an interlude
You say I'm souped up, well, is good food So I scratch my nuts, how the fuck is that wrong For so glowin', pickin' S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum
Kid I'll burp on your girl butt The honey had my like two red beets I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind won't let me back in 'Cuz I was down before the hype like Dusty and Bob Backlund
Samartino, Stan Staziak Now The Rock and Cold are my favorite maniacs The top rooster pluckin', chickens when I'm WWF stands for When and Where we
Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid Fuhgidabowdit, Yo, Yo, ey, Ey, ey, Eh,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm like Menace II I roll through the thru like Kane Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and too See my boys down the crack patience too
Bricks, around, snorkel down Macaroni and cheese Timbs out the orphan house Transportin' out, the in 'em Box 'em up in the with the frozen dinners
And them niggas ran My to get 'em With the heat seekin' wit, fo' antennas Da Name, that's why y'all fuck wit me I'm pocket change, the bums fuck with D
Objective in 'em, Carlo sticka Check the pen, I like a X was in 'em Teeth grittin', I wit a major league mitten Where the at Yo, yo, punk, M me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Ayo nigga, Yo, yo, yo, Yo dog, Yo you heard, Ayo you me, Fuhgidabowdit Yo nigga,
Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my blood Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to Who owe me somethin', niggas in the back frontin' They cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion
You know my name, so no need for introduction I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me Bitch I'm grown, puffin' on that one and Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' the honey come
Backs get blown, get thrown in headlocks, from this view, I'm fuckin' Star I'm red hot just candy, in '95 won the Grammy Yo, he use it as an now
can't stand or understand me, yeah Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit draws What's shit, what shit, that shit on your lip I smoke wit ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip
Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Yo, the fuck, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Ayo dog, Bitches stand me, Fuhgidabowdit Still pullin' out pennies,
The I see every day brings tears to my eyes How I at my niggas brings ears to my cries Stick niggas for not knowin', teach 'em somethin' Bitch niggas talkin' you from the streets you frontin'
I never liked you, and you, I know So what the fuck you is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, nigga, I'm gon dust you If you can't that afro, I'm gon bust you
Walkin' like you was a 'lil 'cuz you is And forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids Crackin' got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why You guys will while everybody else'll starve
pretty shit is played, fuck what your name hold Break a nigga off somethin', a nigga gain fo' Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as And all riffin' shit, mens will get you hit, bitch