Get the out of here, I'm LL Cool Soakin' wet with bad in the indoor pool Yo what am I, an 'Cuz I your's too
One bad mooley, and you can get pants, I'm the goat, I wrote 'cuz fire and smoke Think I on the choir singin' solo for the Pope Tell mama please, get up off her knees
You can't wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cheese Open toed shoes, smell like collard greens Toes kriss krossed like she on J. team Button your sittin' up like beach balls in the sand A mouth full of rotten teeth a dildo in her hand
Who the let you in, all my assistants are fired Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper that I can You know old school nigga wit a bit of attitude Pay him fifteen to fuck a girl in an interlude
You say I'm souped up, well, is good food So what I scratch my nuts, how the fuck is wrong For so glowin', afro S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum
Kid I'll burp on girl butt cheeks The had my nuts like two red beets I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind won't let me back in 'Cuz I was down before the hype like Dusty and Bob Backlund
Bruno Samartino, Staziak Now The and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs The top pluckin', chickens when I'm cluckin' WWF stands for When and Where we
Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid Fuhgidabowdit, Yo, Yo, ey, Ey, ey, Eh,
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo I'm Menace II Society I roll through the thru like Kane Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and too See my boys the ride crack patience too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel Macaroni and cheese Timbs out the orphan house out, the poison in 'em Box 'em up in the aisle the frozen dinners
And them that ran My to get 'em With the heat flow wit, fo' antennas Doc's Da Name, that's why y'all wit me I'm pocket change, the don't fuck with D
Objective in 'em, Carlo sticka Check the pen, I write a X was in 'em Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a league mitten the stash at Yo, yo, punk, M me wit him
Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Ayo nigga, Yo, yo, yo, Yo dog, Yo you heard, Ayo you hear me, Yo nigga,
Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my pumpin' Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to Who owe me somethin', niggas in the back frontin' rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion
You know my name, so there's no need for I'm Mr. it all, so none of y'all can do me nothin' I'm grown, puffin' on that one and bone Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' 'til the come
Backs get blown, trash get in headlocks, from this view, I'm Star Jones I'm red hot just candy, in '95 won the Grammy Yo, he use it as an now
Niggas can't stand or understand me, Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit shitty What's that shit, shit, that shit on your lip I can't smoke wit ya kid, but save ya the clip
Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Yo, the fuck, Fuhgidabowdit Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Ayo dog, Bitches can't me, Fuhgidabowdit Still pullin' out pennies,
The shit I see every day tears to my eyes How I holla at my niggas ears to my cries Stick niggas for not knowin', teach 'em somethin' Bitch niggas talkin' you from the streets you frontin'
I never liked you, and you, I don't So what the you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go Mono on mono, nigga, I'm gon dust you If you can't that afro, I'm gon bust you
Walkin' like you was a nigga 'cuz you is And don't forget that daddy's gonna love his kids niggas got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why You guys will live while everybody else'll
pretty shit is played, fuck what your name hold Break a nigga off somethin', watch a nigga fo' Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as And all that riffin' shit, mens get you hit, bitch