Fuckin' An Animal

Oh I am fuckin' an animal, I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns, I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn, I'm fuckin' an animal

Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal oh, I'm a fucking queer

I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment

Just me and animal
Getting my dick bent, I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please, I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease, I'm fuckin' an animal

Damn hard on the knees, I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose, I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose, I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose, I'm fuckin' an animal

But now the animal is in pain
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain, terrible pain
And now it's starting to rain
But I'm still the same I'm fuckin' an animal

Not proud of what I do, I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo, I'm fuckin' an animal
'Cause you won't let me fuck you animal