Friendship

Friendship is rare
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare
My Derriere when you find out much later
That they don't really care

It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

Oh shit there's a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy, also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care

It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, say a prayer for me
'Cause it's rare to be in Tenacious D

Friends will be friends they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends

Friends will be friends they're running naked in the sand
Friends holding hands will someday surely form a band
Friends will be friends they say that friends are friends to the bitter end
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah