Fred's New Dress

Silver buckles on your patent leather shoes
Wear the colors that the catholics gave to you

Huh! Gave to you

Normal, crazy,
You're the cute boy with the girls' toys
You got a brand new dress
You got a brand new dress

Pluck your eyebrows and you shave your hairy face
In confession's where you justify your taste

Huh! It's your taste

You're the nice man with the soft hands
You got a brand new dress
You got a brand new dress

[Interlude]

Moral, hazy
You're the cute boy, with the girls' toys
You're the nice man, with the soft hands
Guilty catholics, make their minds sick---

(You got a brand new dress) Silver buckles on your patent leather shoes
(You got a brand new dress) Wear the colors that the catholics gave to you
(You got a brand new dress) Silver buckles on your patent leather shoes
(You got a brand new dress) Wear the colors that the catholics gave to you
You got a brand new dress!