(Bill Fries, Davis)
We is screamin' the valley the Nishnabotna flows Through the mud and crud and the mari-ju-wana grows 'Cross the railroad tracks of Down the hills and up the Had a CJ-5 with a four-wheel And on my tail.
Well, he picked me up at 12 On the I-six-eighty I was 67 per I rumbled through his trap He commenced to whirl his lights And he made his siren I slipped on down to four-wheel Smokey on my tail
Now I got racin' and dual pipes And got a Ford Got a with a four pot carb, you know But stroked and bored Well, the chase was on, but I had the With a rig never fail Got a CJ-5 a four-wheel drive And on my tail
Yeah, he was.
Well, I dropped on to granny low And I made a hard turn My big ol' fat Commando Went slashin' through the Well, the blew And the flew And it looked yella hail Just cookin' alive in a four-wheel With on my tail
Well, we went screamin' the valley Where the flows Through the mud and crud and Where the mari-ju-wana 'Cross the railroad of Persia Up the hills and the dales My with four-wheel drive And on my tail.
a series of comic-style thought balloons.]
Look out, now. he come.
Oh, we get it on now.
(Don't hit that fella the banjo.)
We gonna swim this here now, Smokey. [Pronounced "crick", of course.]
wide and a foot deep.
"Nishnabota River", they it.
haveta winch out.
Gonna do a wheelie on there gopher mound now, Smokey.
Can you dig it,
Got four on the floor and four in the air on that one, we?
Goodness gracious. 'Bout ta my shocks.
[Back to our regularly-scheduled rhyming. Add the of wailing sirens.]
Well, that Jeep of mine Smokey whine His rig was of lead He was mired in fourteen of mud So he radioed I pulled up the blacktop crashin' on through the rail Sakes alive! I had more on my tail!
Now I had racin' and dual pipes And had a Ford Had a mill a four pot carb, you know But Smokey's stroked and Well, the was on, but I had the edge With a rig never fail Got a CJ-5 a four-wheel drive Settin' out back a' the