Four Food Groups

Four food groups for a growin' boy
Four food groups for a growin' boy
These are the nutrients to employ
If you wanna crush, kill and destroy
We're talkin' caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy

Four food groups for a growin' boy
Four food groups for a growin' boy
No tofu, grass or soy
No vitamins B, C or double D
Just caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy

Four food groups for a growin' boy
Four food groups for a growin' boy
These are the nutrients to employ
Not kimchi, salad, kraut or bok choy
We're talkin' caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy

They say you are what you eat
You know the same day they say it's gonna rain tomorrow
The same day they say the king is dead
The same day they say interest rates are gonna crawl up your ass
And rip out you colon before you can say mortgage
Yeah, that day
Anyway, they say you are what you eat
Like if you eat beef, you'll be beefy
Or if you eat a hot dog
You'll be a hot diggity mother-fuckin' dog
Or if you eat asparagus
You're gonna end up bein' some tall skinny green dude
With a pointy head
But I wanna clear up one thing right now
And I wanna make it real clear
I ain't no Goddamn pussy!

Four food groups for a growin' boy
Four food groups for a growin' boy
Wyss' family Robinson serves up the pets
Stay dry as a bone I get it on and make it wet
With caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy

Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy
Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy
Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy
Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy
Caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and pussy