Food Party

Food party, food party
Food party, food party
Food party, food party
Food party, food party party tonight yeah!

Hey, great party!
Oh yeah, everybodys here!
Oh yeah, good to see you guys
Yeah, thanks for coming

By the way Im Sweet
Im like a chocolaty treat
Sweet, can I get you guys anything?
You can get me a lemon cause Im Sour

Who are you?
Im Spicy! Im hot!
Hey! Bam! Im exciting!
I am Spicy!

Im crunchy!
You know, like uh, carrot sticks and cookies and peanuts?
Who invited the textures?
People like me! C-cause Im crunchy!

People like me because Im smooth
Like silk, like a glass of milk
Im Smooth, how ya doin?

Well Im Bitter, Im bitter like bitter greens
And radicchio and orange peels
Im Bitter and I dont even want to be here

Im bland
Im bland

Well hey, Im salty
I can help, Im salty

Hey guys, hows it goin?
Whos that?
Im Umami
Umami?!

That was the final movement of Antoine Korbajin's "Food Party"
Featuring Ed Shaganoozy on claves
Next up on Radio CAKE, Borrenecade Latios
With The Canadian Snacktime Trilogy