Florida

Where's my life, where's my beautiful home

Where's the life, where's the life I've known

I'm a big man now, with big problems

Had to sell my house and take all my things

Down to Florida

Off to Florida



It's where all the nuts roll
Yeah they tape the cops shows in Florida 



My old man calls me up somewhere in Florida

He said, son, things ain't so sunny down here

Ah they took my car and all my things

I even sold your mom's old ring

Here in Florida

Here in Florida



It's Where all the nuts roll

Yea they got the crack hoes in Florida

The only snow goes up your nose in Florida


It ain't so sunny here in Florida

Florida (you suck)

Can't make no money here in Florida

Florida (just sucks)



And I'm so damn broke

Smokin' generic smokes in Florida

Yeah, can't afford coke in Florida 



Yeah, all the episodes of cops are taped down in Florida 
And Ted Bundy set up shop down in Florida

They got the terrorist flight schools in Florida
All your child kidnapping fools, they live in Florida

Florida (you suck)
Florida (just sucks)

Florida (you suck)
Florida (just sucks)