Flexible

Everybody's stuck in the middle
With something for nothing
Original is nothing new
Everybody stares in the mirror
Looking for a partner
Let's look for something better to do

She's James Bond in a dress
Diamonds Forever are all she wears
Loaded and ready to go
Riding her car like Diva Desire
He'smarlanerin a suit
Walking the mermaid in fine hike boots
Someone's wife that he met on the phone
She's user-friendly
She's taken it home

He's gay, he's straight
He's black and he's white
He'll be anything she wants him to be tonight
Barbie or boy
And a little bit more
Lover boy to lover girl
He's flexible
She's loveable
He's flexible
. I'm flexible tonight
(Jane Jane James Bond)
(Jane Jane James Bond)
(Jane Jane James Bond)

I'm an angel dressed in drag
Dream of the nightmares
You wish you'd had
Semi-sonic
Inside out
When you're gravity free
You don't have to shout

I'm gay, I'm straight
I'm black and I'm white
I'll be anything you want me to be tonight
Barbie or bored
And a little bit more
Lover boy to lover girl
I'm flexible
She's loveable
He's flexible
Adorable, tonight
(Jane Jane James Bond)
Tonight
(Jane Jane James Bond)
Tonight
(Jane Jane James Bond)
(Jane Jane James Bond)

I'll be your father, your mother
Or teacher, a lover
From sinner, confessor
A naked cross-dresser
Who looks like the preacher
Barbie in leather
I'll even be your three speed vibrator

She's James Bond in a dress
Diamonds forever are all she wears
Sensational. Incredible
Remarkable. Remarked upon
She's flexible. Flexible
He's straight
Yeah

She's gay, she's straight
She's black and she's white
She'll be anything you want her to be tonight
Barbie or boy
And a little bit more
Lover boy to lover girl
I'm flexible
She's loveable
He's flexible
Adorable, tonight

Repeated {(Jane Jane James Bond)
Throughout (Are you flexible tonight?)}
Don't you know
There's always a chance
The world is not enough
He's a tuxedo angel, cross dressing tonight