Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, I've been gone but I'm again It's been too long, you where I been Well, I betcha I thought I pack it in Since I got this new MTV for slim Aw, man why'd yall me? TRL you me crazy And really hates me I thought we were friends, Daley So, man, I tried out for Idol I got up and sang for Simon But he said I was horrible' He said I was than William Hung 2 Now what do I do, please help me, yah I keep getting like Ashton Kutcher Since my names bashed and butchered Ima just change it, so listen would
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me
Now I don't know if I'm my prime I'm old, I just turned 29 It's crazy; I I lost my mind Cause it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my is missing Sometimes I feel Jessica Simpson Don't know if fish or chicken I told yah it's five two, listens Okay, you don't that it's true Even my mom still it's 52 Now I tried to explain but no use At least the kids say man cool No really man I complain Kids puff paint and write my name On their t-shirts and be like wahhh That's why time for me to change
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me
Now I used to through with my system blasting People miss it when I tried to pass them In a civic with the muffler dragging off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins Back when I was wrong I to get tipsy like Jay Kwon But all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my All righty put your dance on And just get your groove on We'll rock the party till the break of And even get your grandma to sing Now what I say, take this lightly God runs things, not Bruce Jesus, the only one I need Now Fivetweezy, know what I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me
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