Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, I've been gone but I'm back been too long, you wondering where I been Well, I betcha I thought I would it in Since I got new MTV for dear slim Aw, man why'd yall me? TRL you drive me And really hates me I thought we were friends, Carson So, man, I out for American Idol I got up and for Simon Cowell But he I was 'absolutely horrible' He said I was than William Hung 2 Now what do I do, please help me, yah I keep getting punk'd like Ashton my names still bashed and butchered Ima change it, so listen would yah?
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me
Now I don't know if I'm my prime I'm feeling old, I turned 29 It's crazy; I think I my mind Cause it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my brain is Sometimes I like Jessica Simpson Don't if tuna's fish or chicken I told yah it's two, nobody listens Okay, you don't that it's true my mom still thinks it's 52 Now I tried to but it's no use At the kids say man your cool No really man I can't Kids take puff and write my name On their t-shirts and they be wahhh That's why it's for me to change
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me
Now I used to come through with my blasting couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them In a Honda civic the muffler dragging Shoes off, hairy like Bilbo Baggins when I was living wrong I to get tipsy like Jay Kwon But all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my All righty put your dance on And everybody just get your on We'll rock the party the break of dawn And even get grandma to sing along Now I say, don't take this lightly God things, not Bruce Almighty He's Jesus, the one I need Now Fivetweezy, yall know I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me
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Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me