Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, I've been gone but I'm back It's been too long, you wondering I been Well, I betcha I thought I would it in Since I got new MTV for dear slim Aw, man why'd yall me? TRL you drive me And everybody really me I thought we were friends, Carson So, man, I tried out for American I got up and for Simon Cowell But he said I was 'absolutely He I was worse than William Hung 2 Now what do I do, help me, could yah I getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher Since my names still and butchered Ima just it, so listen would yah?
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me
Now I know if I'm past my prime I'm old, I just turned 29 It's I think I lost my mind Cause it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my brain is Sometimes I feel like Jessica Don't know if fish or chicken I told yah five two, nobody listens Okay, you don't that it's true my mom still thinks it's 52 Now I tried to explain but no use At least the say man your cool No man I can't complain Kids take paint and write my name On their t-shirts and they be wahhh That's why it's for me to change
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me
Now I used to come through with my blasting couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them In a Honda civic with the muffler Shoes off, hairy feet like Baggins Back I was living wrong I need to get like Jay Kwon But all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my All righty put your dance on And everybody get your groove on We'll rock the party till the break of And even get your grandma to sing Now what I say, don't take lightly God runs things, not Almighty Jesus, the only one I need Now Fivetweezy, know what I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me
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Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me