Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, I've gone but I'm back again It's been too long, you where I been Well, I betcha I thought I pack it in I got this new MTV for dear slim Aw, man why'd yall me? TRL you me crazy And everybody hates me I thought we were friends, Carson So, man, I out for American Idol I got up and sang for Simon But he I was 'absolutely horrible' He I was worse than William Hung 2 Now what do I do, please me, could yah I keep getting like Ashton Kutcher Since my names still bashed and Ima just change it, so listen yah?
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me
Now I don't know if I'm my prime I'm feeling old, I turned 29 crazy; I think I lost my mind Cause it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my brain is I feel like Jessica Simpson Don't know if tuna's fish or I told yah it's two, nobody listens Okay, you believe that it's true my mom still thinks it's 52 Now I tried to explain but no use At least the say man your cool No man I can't complain take puff paint and write my name On their t-shirts and they be wahhh That's why time for me to change
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me
Now I to come through with my system blasting People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass In a Honda civic the muffler dragging Shoes off, hairy feet like Baggins Back I was living wrong I need to get like Jay Kwon But nowadays all I is God And a mic and a DJ and my All put your dance shoes on And everybody just get groove on rock the party till the break of dawn And even get your grandma to along Now what I say, don't take this God things, not Bruce Almighty Jesus, the only one I need Now Fivetweezy, yall know I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me
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Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me