Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's
Well, been gone but I'm back again It's been too long, you where I been Well, I betcha I thought I would it in Since I got new MTV for dear slim Aw, man why'd play me? TRL you drive me And everybody hates me I thought we were friends, Carson So, man, I out for American Idol I got up and sang for Cowell But he said I was 'absolutely He said I was worse than William 2 Now do I do, please help me, could yah I keep punk'd like Ashton Kutcher Since my names still and butchered Ima just change it, so listen yah?
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my just call me
Now I don't know if I'm past my I'm old, I just turned 29 It's I think I lost my mind lately it shows I forget my uh... Sometimes I feel like my brain is Sometimes I feel like Jessica Don't know if tuna's or chicken I told yah it's five two, listens Okay, you don't believe that it's my mom still thinks it's 52 Now I to explain but it's no use At least the kids say man your No man I can't complain Kids take puff paint and my name On their and they be like wahhh That's why it's time for me to
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me
Now I used to come through with my blasting People couldn't it when I tried to pass them In a Honda with the muffler dragging Shoes off, hairy feet like Baggins when I was living wrong I need to get tipsy Jay Kwon But nowadays all I is God And a mic and a DJ and my All righty put dance shoes on And everybody just get your on We'll the party till the break of dawn And even get grandma to sing along Now what I say, don't take this God things, not Bruce Almighty Jesus, the only one I need Now Fivetweezy, know what I mean
Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends call me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's my friends just call me
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Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's That's what my friends just me Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, It's what my friends just call me