Daddy, What me to a puppet show YAY! daddy
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the famous Finger Puppet Show (Laugh)
Finger Puppets, presentation Animation, demonstration, of masturbation God's to fingers in a beehole, under the peehole Make a bitch control, whoa
Lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the Slip the puppets in and ya how to please Three in, bet it feels nice one more in, hell, don't even think twice
Sniff, take a whiff, of the Does it smell like shit? don't touch it, fuckin' idiot Bring clippaz if the pubic is rough Finger Puppets say, shave dat
Stick'em in and out like there's no time to And if you're a freak pull'em out and give'm a Move'm around and a good stuffin' Move your mix around in her English Muffin
Vibration, rotation You and your penis, man the and flick and stick, it's slick quick Take a dip, punany, sunk my
Oh we first timer, she feel a lil' pain On the sheets is a little blood stain Rub ya box, and move to ya asshole Shove it in your mouth, it's called a cake roll
Now alright, if the feels tight Check yaself it might be her butthole Oh no, my Finger got dirty Lil' brown eye and a lil' turdy
If ya Finger Puppets begin to stink fish I got two for ya bitch, douche it Ya got four Finger Puppets on of ya hands Hey faggot Finger don't belong in a man
Finger Puppet Joe, go for a swim It's nice and warm so go and jump in board to a whore, look at that splash Fuck a life just drown in dat ass
Ya got whip cream, pop ya cherry on top Ya got the juices flowin', that's it, stop Ya real wet I got special Puppet up my sleeve Deep Sea Adventures with Puppet Scuba Steve
Admit you love it, Finger Finger it, pussh and shove it I guess that's all for my section of the Just remember boys and dykes finger that hoe
So ya say your beehole is now a big Now mo-fo you graduated to a Five Puppets in ya asshole, a peep show Masterin' the Puppets to a camel toe