Findin' A Good Man

Here's to findin' a good man!

We've got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right
Of findin' a good man

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man

Blind dates and horror stories
Pushy guys and fast movers
Let's dedicate this girls' night out
To big talkers, bad losers
It's so hard findin' a good man

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man

Julie, I know you want perfection
Angie, you want a listener
Lisa, your list is gettin' long
And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players
The 'I Love You' too soon sayers
If you hear me, girls, raise your hand
Let's have a toast, let's have a toast
Here's to findin' a good man

Here's to findin' a good man
Here's to findin' a good man