Feed the Lions Skit

Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute, man
'Cause I gotta get somethin' off my chest, you understand me?
I'm on the high wire at every night, you understand me?
Balancin' on that bitch is a motherfucker, you understand me?

So you know I'm balancin' on that motherfucker
And he gon' give me you know
Two's and fews, two's and fews, every time twos and fews
But them motherfuckin' midget's is gettin' paid, man
I'm tellin' you that little bitty motherfucker, you understand me?

But this little ring leader cat, you know
I'm sayin' every time I sit him down, I'm talkin' to him
I'm sayin' hey mayne look here look here, can I get a raise?
You know what I'm sayin'?

How's a motherfucker half my motherfuckin'
Size gettin' paid more than me? You understand me?
I'm gettin' half of the money and I'm taller than the motherfucker
Shit is crazy mayne, you know what I'm sayin'?

The lion came out the motherfuckin' cage aight
White people sittin' on the front row like they do, you understand me?
One of 'em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion
I knew the motherfucker's hungry
'Cause they didn't feed the motherfucker at the last show
You understand me?

We stopped in Kansas city, Missouri
And the motherfucker didn't even feed the lion
What happened? Three ate up lil' white children, Jesus
Who he blame it on, me, you understand me?

That's some bullshit, I don't feed the animals and the high wire
That's bullshit, y'all better not be smokin' in my shit man
Say what?

Stop smokin' in my fuckin' Cadillac man
Ain't nobody smokin' in your motherfuckin' Cadillac, man
Yes you is, nigga, I see it
I don't even know why you keep trippin' on that shit
Because nigga, that's my shit

You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front, the back
The side all up in this motherfucker
Why you gotta ashtray you don't want
Nobody smokin' in the motherfucker 'cause I can motherfucker

Well, why we gotta ride in the goddamn Cadillac to begin with
You ain't got no regular motherfuckin' transportation for a motherfucker?
It's a circus