Feather Pluckin'

A billions of birdies squawking out loud
Talking in code to clams in the clouds
They send a secret message, they send it by worm
Some vibrating spiders will receive the word

But that's totally
Feather plucking insane
Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars
Nobody taught them how
Five thousand fishes rocking really, really, really hard
Nobody taught them how
Check out chicken driving Vinny's little blue car
Nobody taught them how

Flies like to fly 'cause they don't like to stay
They're buzzing in the ears of a chicken all day
Chicken understand and they pick out the code
Send a sub-sonic signal through the snot in the middle
Of an elephant's long wet cold gray nose

But that's totally
Feather plucking insane
Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars
Nobody taught them how
Five thousand froggies rocking really, really, really hard
Nobody taught them how
Check out chicken driving Vinny's little blue car
Nobody taught them how