Father Speaks

Handsome Boy Modeling School is the best sixty dollars you ever spend
If it wasn't for Prince Paul and Automator, I would not be the model
I am today and I would not have the confidence to go
To the Handsome Boy Modeling School

Move yourself up in the world
Go to Handsome Boy Modeling School
Sixty dollars you won't be sorry for long

Handsome Boy Modeling School is the best sixty dollars I ever spent
If you got sixty dollars left in your pocket
Go to Handsome Boy Modeling School, you won't be sorry for long
Prince Paul and Automator made me the model I am today

Wasn't for Prince Paul and Automator I would be modeling
In Albania or some Balkan country still, ha, ha okay
If it wasn't for Prince Paul and Automator I would not be the model
I am today and hopefully tomorrow, Hefe

Handsome Boy Modeling School gave me the confidence to be a model
If it wasn't for them, I would still have sixty dollars
Prince Paul and Automator made me the best model
On the runway in all the Balkan countries put together