Fat Bottom Girls

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah, down beside that red firelight.
Are you gonna let it all hang out,
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

I was just a skinny lad,
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew love before I left my nursery.
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny,
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy outta me.

Hey, hey

I been singing with my band,
'Cross the water, 'cross the land,
I've seen every blue-eyed floozy on the way, hey.
But their beauty and their style
Wears kinda smooth after awhile,
Take me to them lardy ladies every time.
C'mon!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside your red firelight
Ah, can you give it all you got?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
I got mortgages on homes,
I got stiffness in my bones,
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell ya.
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure,
Heap big woman, you done made a big man of me
Now get this!
Oh (I know) you gonna take me home tonight (please!)?
Oh down beside that red firelight?
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round,
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round.

Get on your bikes and ride!