Farts (Tribute to Head Leper)

[Farts - a tribute to Head Leper]

I ate cabbage
I ate cauliflower
Then I just ripped one
It was loud and smelled so bad

Farts... I smell farts everywhere...

I ate broccoli
I ate brussels sprouts
Then I just ripped one
It was loud and smelled so bad

I ate bean stew
I ate bean stew
I ate bean stew
I ate bean stew

I ate cabbage
I ate cauliflower
Then I just ripped one
It was loud and smelled so bad

Hot, stinging, grossly foul air oozing from my ass!

I ate broccoli
I ate brussels sprouts
Then I just ripped one
It was loud and smelled so bad

I just tore the atmosphere. I think I might have just ripped the biggest guff-gasket, and nearly followed through with a sloppy bucket-full!

I ate cabbage
I ate cauliflower
Then I just ripped one
It was loud and smelled so bad
You will die by my farts