Farm Song

Let me tell you about the farm, all my friends are in the barn
Barn life, farmer's wife, don't you make me say it twice
Sunny days, bale and hay, go to church and learn to pray
Cornbread, feather bed, buttermilk, scratch my head
Brown cow, cat's meow, come on mule pull my plow
Oats and bread, turkey breast, wait a minute, catch my breath

Candied yams, scrambled eggs, crazy rooster plucked my leg
King nose, garden hose, watchin' all the flowers grow
Tractor rattle, horse and saddle, open line, fishin' paddle
Green beans, blue jeans, electric guitar, washing machine
Ho' down, gather around, listen to the barnyard sound
Fiddle and bow, mountain blow, bluegrass, country, rock and roll

House fly, apple pie, coon skin cat, eagle eye
In-law, out-law, suit and tie, overall
Great oaks, dense smokes, jelly jam, jell-o tokes
Fried tomato, baked potato, soup and kettle, double barrel
Bow and arrow, camouflage, Les Paul, buzz saw
Country boy, come on now, make that good ol' fiddle squak

Hound dog, bullfrog, deer head hangin' on the wall
Clothesline, grapevine, sippin' on that ol' moonshine
Green men, women hollerin', gray head men, brown eyed daughter
Phone call, mothball, snake in the grass, duck call
2 steppin', second helpin', sun comin' up over the mountain
When it rains I'm insane, guess that covers everything

Pick-up truck, muffler loud, welcome to the sunny south
Birkenberth, KFC, CMA and SEC
Gas pump won't take cards, civil war was in the yard
Love life out of hand, waited on ten level tan
Only going to do 20 shows, huntin' season, told you so
He's goin' fishin, there he goes, there he goes, there he goes