Faltu Rapper

Achcha to aap hi ho woh mahan Dino James
Sachchi sachchi bolo what's your real name
Ise gaana kehte ho aap bloody nonsense
Itni kardi girlfriend ne aapne maa behan

Thak gaye saale mere sunke kaan
Meri jaan aise gaanon ki ab no demand
Aisa kuchh kar na like lungi dance
Woh bhi bina koyi payment ya advance

Yeh spoken word hai, sir its not rap
Bas baatein karein nonstop, without gear
Koyi dega nahi aise mein tumko launch pad
Bhagwan ne khud hi kiya saara mujhe WhatsApp

Kitne thake thake videos nikalte ho bhai
Sabke dhaki dhaki kyon hain cleavage aur thigh
Yeh pasand nahi karenge saare youngster
Comercial karo beta comercial

Waise kya definition hai comercial ki
Adh-nangi chicks, 90s ki remix
Aur dhik-chick, dhik-chick kuchh bhi lyrics
Aur khud ka naam ho 10 bara repeat
Yeh sab nikalna hai mujhe chhati se
Kyun gaane karun zabran party ke
Aur bhi mere paas bohat topic hai
Wahan waise hi itna zyada zyada traffic hai

Sunke gaane Kishore aur Rafi ke
Lagta hai rappers hain hum bas toffee ke
Star bane phire saare nausikhiye
Sab nakli hain saala, sab yeh graphic hai

Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lgate hain ilzaam
Tera kuchh nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hai bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong x (2)

Kahan karega play, kaun dega stage
Dekh mere bhai jaisa desh, waisa bhes
Itni saari mehnat sab hai waste
Ek baar nai phir cut-copy-paste
Par hai mere paas bohat stories to tell
Lori aur melodies bories mein kaid
Bas dhoondh raha hoon ek achcha jauhari to sell
Vishwas karo yaar no need to help

Aise khade banaate hain saare kaagzaat
Pehle humein banani tumhari suhagraat
Vishwas leke karte vishwasghaat
Naagraj hain aasteen ke yeh saakshat
Karte khus-phus nuks yeh nikalte nuks
Kisi dude ke sath karte na video shoot
Kuchh khud chhut-put, jhooth mooth, se smooch
Kood kood ke dekhega phir yeh video youth

Main likhta hoon achcha ekdum mind blow
Aur stories hain meri saari bhai pure
Par rapper hoon achcha you know why bro?
Kyon kar nahi paata hoon main joint role

Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lgate hain ilzaam
Tera kuchh nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hai bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong x (2)

Kuchh saalon ki kalaiyon mein hoti hai moch
Baaton mein ouch, T-Shirt like blouse
Dino from south bana ke pout
Jaise tau gaon mein bata kare daba ke pouch
Seedhe gau lagte hain mujhe yeh some how
Andar Shakti Kapoor hai Lalita aau

Abhi se chilaun main loud izzat bachaun
Bhaago yahan se saala casting couch
I said yeh wala rapper nahi hoon sir
Maine kab kaha yo WhatsApp me girl
Aise hi raha hoon main hardam se
Nahi hai keedon ka tattoo mere gardan pe

Gaanon ko dete mere 10 mein 10 zabardast
You be in touch
Kyun ke karke trust aur baatein maan ke sach
Church mein gasht bas lagne lagte bas
Phir karta hoon maheenon main call pe call
Woh pass karte rehte mujhe like a ball
Mere sad smilies aur unke lol
Jab kaha f*^& you all
Ho gayi problem solve

Ghisi piti wahi baatein karke mujhko bataye
Meri saari majboori ka banate hain mazaak
Busy busy busy hone ka naatak karte but why
Kabhi milte ghalti se dete bas yeh jawab

Tu faltu rapping karta hai
Yeh lgate hain ilzaam
Tera kuchh nahi ho sakta music mein
Yeh sunta hoon main aam
Mujhe chaahe woh darana
Par hote hai bas nakaam
They try to pull me down
Par ulta hota hoon main strong

Oh faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Oh faltu rapper
Faltu rapper x (2)

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