False Hope

I wake up on the couch and then I float into the kitchen Have my coffee with the news and hear everyone still bitchin'
Depression and hysteria mixed with fear and loathing
So tell us doc what can we do to keep us from imploding
You've got to be kidding me Oh you've got to kidding me

Just smile and things will get better
Just follow my instructions to the letter
And you'll see you'll start to feel okay
Just stretch your mouth at least three times everyday

It's a smile in a pill
That's designed just to kill
All the thoughts in your head
That you say that have lead you here

Just smile and things will get better
Just follow my instructions to the letter
And you'll see you'll start to feel okay
Just stretch your mouth at least three times everyday Soon you'll feel like everything is groovy
Like you're the hero in your own Hollywood movie
And you'll see how much your life will change
It may feel weird and perhaps a little strange
And you'll be feeling right as rain
And you'll be feeling right as rain

Just smile and things will get better
Just follow my instructions to the letter
And you'll see you'll start to feel okay
Just stretch your mouth at least three times everyday
And you'll be feeling right as rain
And you'll be feeling right as rain