Fake Is The New Real

Full speed ahead
Rock 'n' roll is dead
The girls and boys from the Mickey Mouse Club
Clocked it in the head

TV makes people so tired
Bored as a bird on a wire
I check the pulse and I light a match
And then I set the telly on, I set the telly on fire

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is the old deal, fake is the new real

Take a bite out of crime
Long as it's not on your dime
If honesty will put you in jail you'd know that
We're livin' in phony times

You say you wanna get turned on
Is it worth the Honda car
You take a moment and kick yourself
And then you drop yourself, you drop yourself a bomb

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is the old deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is the old deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is the old deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is the old deal, fake is the new real

Tell me what's the deal
Tell me what's the deal
'Cause it really seems to me
Bonafide is the old deal, fake is the new real

Fake is the new real
Fake is the new real