F U Kristmas!

I love Winter
Round the tree
Spending time with family
Joy and children
Spreading laughter
Peace at Christmas forever after

Wreck the halls with rows of folly
Hate the season for the jolly
Warm and cosy full of mulled
Deep and crisp and even
Reasons for the seasons
Culled

The bells are ringing
A Christmas chime
It does my brain in
Every bloody time

I loathe Christmas
F U Christmas
Here comes Christmas time

I love quiet
I love peace
Will this torture never cease
I hate scenes resplendent with snow
Won't you simply let it go

Wreck the halls with rows of folly
Hate the season for the jolly
Warm and cosy full of mulled
Deep and crisp and even
Reasons for the seasons
Culled

The bells are ringing
A Christmas chime
(The Christmas chime)
It does my brain in
Every bloody time

I loathe Christmas
F U Christmas
Here comes Christmas time