Exercise Man

In the rain and snow when it's 20 below for the exercise man
He'll ride that stupid bike as far as he can he's the exercise man
He's got sponsors on the jersey he wears on his back
He'll die at 57 of a heart attack
but he'll ride that fuckin' bike as far as he can he's the exercise man
He uses the weight room at the motel 6 cuz he's the exercise man
He's ran 20 miles by a quarter to 6 cuz he's the exercise man
He eats broccoli and wheat germ and it's all gluten free
He's a regular patron at the GNC
He's got a powerful handshake and a permanent tan he's the exercise man
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! You're the Exercise Man
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! You're the Exercise Man
7 miles of traffic backed up in a turn
but you're pumpin' your legs and you're feelin' the burn
and you'll ride that fuckin' bike just as far as you can, you're the exercise man
stupid asshole.... exercise man
fuckin' douchebag.... exercise man
fuck you... exercise man