Luyện nghe bài hát Ex-Boyfriend

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Now I been datin this named Katie, she hot as hell
And her crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell

And I fall for chickens
But this one a little
sickening,
plus she really at making breaded chicken

got me she the one man
even fully clothed, shawty fun man
get a lotta hos, but of those come close
I swear this the most that I've felt so exposedddd

oh yeah there's one more
and I know this shit gonna insane
but I haven't hit it
I admit it, I I was kidding

Never been up before
Because only fucked one guy before
and though I wanna boink this whore
she ma 3.14

so I'm patient, and masterbating,
and now ma heart is sorta
cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some

yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate man handshake

But on the way to crib, we pass kid,
and he seem to know who is
So I say "who this" and she say
dicky, is my ex boyfriend Jim"

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and I usually the one to be the jealous type
but as I'm lookin at dude I can't believe my eyes
cuz he's the best guy that I've seen in my whole life

He's got the thickest of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing seen to a Grecian god
And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his been inside her rawww

Awww

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Man is crazy
I can't this guy used to fuck ma lady
I bet he left pussy ravaged like Haiti

Katie's huggin and his shoulder blades
And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint

And they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay
though I was about to get laid!

Man this mafucka look Ashton
wit a lil Hugh Jackman
In other words, so damn attractive
So damn tan he gotta have a little in him

now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on yak wit him
And he for it all, he investment bankin...
I'm acting, like i distracted
but I'm reenacting him and bangin

and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and a piss
mid stream, I look and guess who it is

and I had to see, and I was mad
and I got on my toes and I took a little

oh my god becky, look at that

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And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous
But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant me eyes
Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my life
And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a hate
Because the shit is 8 like Jon and Kate
And I know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt

Aw

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I know what to do
dude's dick is huge
I didn't realize a penis could be so

I know she's that
My isn't that
I'm lookin I think that his dick has abs

Six pack on a
Now what the is that
so long and thick
It's a punching bag

I'm sayin so shaven, head is amazing
Got ma dick looking like a
Skin insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy

What the fuck I do?
He gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a thru....

I think it's to
Katie ma goodbyes
Cuz I simply survive
After seeing what was in between his

So I her

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that dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend
I had to move ma to see it end to end
I the physics of his dick just don't make any sense

And I it's for the best if this comes to an end
Because the sex him must have been the best
And I would say just be friends,
but I I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye

then she told me dicky I don't really what to say
because I dated dude in second grade
so I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you

and I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped
and I gave her an O like I was crack, and when I came,
I pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww