Evil Dick

Evil dick

Evil dick, evil dick
Evil dick, evil dick

Evil dick likes warm, wet places
Evil dick don't care about faces
Evil dick likes young, tiny, small spaces
Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces, evil dick

Evil dick, evil dick
Evil dick, evil dick

Late at night, evil dick, he comes to me, he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone"
Late at night, evil dick, he wakes me up, he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone"

Evil dick, evil dick
Evil dick, evil dick

I had this girl, she said, she loved me
Thought there was no one ever above me
She wanted to marry and have my child
But evil dick, he had to get buck wild

Took me out one night out with the freaks
If ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek
My girl caught me skeezin', she said, I wasn't shit
I said, "It wasn't me, baby, it was the muthafucka, evil dick"

Late at night, evil dick, he comes to me, he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone"
Late at night, evil dick, he wakes me up, he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone"

Evil dick, evil dick
Evil dick, evil dick

And when evil dick has its way, it sounds a little like this
Ahh ahh ahh, ohh ohh ohh
Come here baby, come here baby
Ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ohh ohh ohh, shit
Ohh ohh ohh, damn dick

Evil dick, evil dick
Evil dick, evil dick

Late at night, evil dick, he comes to me, he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone"
Late at night, evil dick, he wakes me up, he says
"Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone, don't sleep alone"