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She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river
She's got the smile of a side show clown but she stands and delivers
I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rythem
I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I could pick 'em
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself

I see a looker with a neon top, so I started talking
She holds the wall up with a broken shoulder, so I started walking
I turn the corner and who do I spot, it's that girl from TV
I spilt my liquor and my buzz is gone, and my stroll ain't easy
Baby you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself

She's got the anger of a suffragette but she's crying a river
(Crying a river)
She's got the smile of a side show clown but she stands and delivers
I'm drinking heavily to slur my stroll and to get some rythem
(Get some rythem)
I'm on the prowl but who would've thought that I could pick 'em
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself
Maybe you can help me, I am looking for someone to dance with
Baby can't you help me, you know I hate dancing by myself

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