Luyện nghe bài hát Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold)

Aw man! Put that ol' dumb horn
Hey, Jazzy,
Show this boy what some real 'posed to sound like
He-he-ha! 1 2 3 4
Now a record!
Now a record!
Go Jazzy, go Jazzy, go

I want to be remembered for the songs that I
Not only for the humor, but for the I bring
To broaden the horizons of others is why I rap
Enlightening minds my lyrical tactics

In life ain't always what it seems
But are enchanted by things that gleam
You know, bright cars, big yachts and mansions
On the beaches of Aruba a girlie romancin'

Now I'm about to tell you a very fable
More fun than when you got cable
The moral to be learned from this to be told
Is that everything that ain't always gold

On July the 11th, I was at home
Talkin' to my girlfriend on the telephone
Flippin' the newspaper checkin' the news
I saw an advertisement for a Carribean cruise

It said, "Sunny and romantic nights
On an incredible ship", and I got
It said, "It's like the Love Boat in the sun
fun for you and for everyone"

I said, "That's baby, you're down?"
She said, "Yeah we could right now"
The very next day I put the in the mail
And one week we were ready to sail

The brochure was that the boat was large
But it was nothin' but a broken-down barge!
And if it wasn't for my girlfriend, I a went
Because the captain was a cross-eyed hunchback a limp

The cruise was for and the food was free
So I what the hell and set out to sea
It didn't take long to notice something was
The was a mess and we were the only ones on it

I didn't panic, so I chilled for a while
Till the captain pulled up on what we thought was a deserted
We looked on to the beach and almost bezerk
We saw 300 with spears and grass skirts!

said, "Hung-a-dung-a-digi-dung-da-do"
I said, "Hey baby, I that means get off the boat"
Their chief said they a human sacrifice
I said, "Well, take my girl he-he psyche"

I was jokin', but things got
leader came out and he was furious
He got in my face and his was the worst
I said, "Hey baby, you got mints in your purse?"

His breath was stinkin' with brown teeth
And two big crusty ashy feet
The thing, he had no toenail on his toes
And a big Tera bird bone in his nose

I tried to with him, he wasn't with it
He said, "Tenga-shanko," that forget it
He said, "Gunga-shang-tang-da-bong-da-boo"
That meant 'tonight we're having Fresh stew

I saw it, no it's not
The big Indiana people cooking pot!
I to fight 'em, but there was no way to beat 'em
I thought to myself, "Where's Tarzan when you him?"

as they were contemplatin' cookin' us up
We had a major of luck, a Navy ship pulled up
The came off and they got us out of the pot
And I said to the chief, "Yo, I get ya, hops!"

The guy that rescued us said, "I to tell you
The captain of your ship, he had just escaped from Bel
been following him and finally we got him
We're sorry, there's no way that you can get a refund"

A thousand and a weekend down the drain
But a lesson well learned, so let me
There's a very important message that to be told
It's that everything that ain't always gold