Song Title: Everyone's (To Wear Sunscreen) Artist: Baz
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99. sunscreen. If I could offer you one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis reliable than my own experience... I will this advice now
Enjoy the and beauty of your youth; oh, nevermind, you will not the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real toubles in life are apt to be things that crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindsides you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing everyday that you.
Don't be reckless with peoples hearts. Don't put up people who are reckless with yours.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only yourself.
Remember you recieve. the insults. If you suceed in this, tell me how.
Keep your old letters. Throw away old bank statements.
Do not feel guilty if you don't know what you wanna do with life,... the most interesting people I know know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most ineresting 40 year olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're
Maybe marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll children, maybe you won't. you'll divorce at 40. Maybe you'll dance the funky on your 75th wedding anniversary.... Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too or berate yourself either - your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.
Enjoy body, use it every way you can... don't be afraid of it, or what other think of it... it's the greatest instrument you'll own.
Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own room.
Read the directions, even if you don't them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines they will make you feel UGLY.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings; They're your best link to your past, and the people most likely to with you in the future
Understand that friends and go, but for the precious few you should on. Work hard to the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern once, but, leave before it makes you soft.
Accept inalienable truths. Prices will rise, Politicians philander, you too will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you young, prices were reasonable, politicians noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect elders
expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you'll have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy but you never know when one might run out.
mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than its worth.
But me on the sunscreen.