Ladies and gentlemen of the of '99 sunscreen
If I could offer you one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it The long-term benefits of sunscreen have proved by scientists Whereas the rest of my has no basis more reliable Than my own meandering experience, I will dispense advice now
the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never mind You will not the power and beauty of your youth Until faded but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back At of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now How possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked You are not as fat as you
Don't about the future Or know worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum The real troubles in your are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind The that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on some idle Tuesday Do one thing day that scares you
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Don't be reckless with other hearts Don't put up with who are reckless with yours
Don't waste time on jealousy Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes behind The race is long and in the end, only with yourself Remember you receive, forget the insults, if you succeed in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, throw away your old statements
Don't feel if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still Get of calcium Be to your knees You'll miss them when they're
you'll marry, maybe you won't Maybe you'll have children, you won't Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the Chicken' On 75th wedding anniversary Whatever you do, congratulate yourself too much Or yourself either Your choices are chance, so are everybody else's
your body, use it every way you can Don't be afraid of it or what other people of it It's the greatest you'll ever own Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your own room Read the even if you don't follow them Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you ugly
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Get to know your parents, you never when they'll be gone for good Be nice to your siblings, they're your link to your past And the people most to stick with you in the future
Understand that come and go But a precious few, who should on
Work hard to bridge the in geography and lifestyle For as the older you get, the more you need the people you when you were young Live in New York City but leave before it makes you hard Live in California once but leave before it makes you soft
Accept certain truths Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you, too, get old And you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young Prices were reasonable, were noble And children their elders
Respect your
Don't expect anyone else to you Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy But you never know either one might run out
Don't too much with your hair Or by the time 40 it will look 85
Be careful whose advice you buy but be with those who supply it is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past From the disposal, it off, painting over the ugly parts And it for more than it's worth
But me on the sunscreen
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