Everybody's Drunk

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk in here

Tonight's the night we're gonna get plastered
Pissed off, maybe we'll get laid too
Booze on your breath always makes girls horny
So come on boys, let's chug a few

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk, oh yeah

People pouring in the front door
Most of them I never seen in my life
I hear the sound of windows breaking
Who just lit the couch on fire?

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight

And if you're coming here
Don't forget to have
Yourself a beer

There's two girls throwin' up in the bathroom
A good friend holds your head back when you puke
Tonight's the night, so grab your whatever
Lift your something, here's a toast to you

We're all gonna get drunk
Oh, we're all gonna get drunk
Oh wait, we're already drunk

Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's drunk, hoorah

Uh, actually I'm not drunk at all
No I've gotta drive all these people home
Have a good time, assholes

Hey man, be careful, [Incomprehensible] my shoes off
(Hey, lemme yell at your face)
('Cause I love ya, lemme yell at your face)
Hey, I don't feel so good
(Get the trash can)
There is no trash can