Everybody Loves You

Sometimes you holler and I get scared
That there's a hundred watt amp in you somewhere
You wear a gold dog collar and sometimes speak of love

There's times you're talking and no one's there
And folks start looking but you don't care
And you're asked to leave, it seems you sometimes stay

But hey, everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves you

You walk through rooms like a movie star
But with a ten foot cape and a tin foil bra
And say that you're amazed at all the world

But when you stop and hold a frame
Of gold around your saddest face
You're like a sixteenth century saint that hangs in France

But hey, everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves you

Oh, when she's around there's such a light
It'd make you drop, drop down to your knees
Hold the phone, let her speak
I got a hellhound following me

And she's the one who could come
And finally set me free
I think the same thing everyday

Everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves you that way

Oh, when she's around there's such a light
It'd make you drop, drop down to your knees
Hold the phone

Oh, when she's around there's such a light
It'd make you drop, drop down to your knees
Hold the phone, let her speak
I got a hellhound following me

And she's the one who could come
And finally set me free
I think the same thing everyday

There's nine hundred numbers and cheap massage
Celebrities drop down from the stars
But when I'm lonely, you're the only way

I've been to ten years of college and big state fairs
Seen the world's shortest woman and three wise men
But nothing as profound as all you say

But hey, everybody loves you that way
Everybody loves you

You got the strangest pets I've ever seen
A rhinestone cat with rabbit ears
The kind of beasts that come when they are called

Last night when you pulled away
I kinda wished you'd come and stayed
Sometimes I feel quite sure I was meant for you

But hey, everybody loves you that way