Ladies and gentlemen of the of '99 Wear
If I could you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it The long-term of sunscreen have been proved by scientists Whereas the rest of my has no basis more reliable Than my own meandering experience, I will dispense this now
Enjoy the and beauty of your youth, oh, never mind You will not the power and beauty of your youth Until they've but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back At of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now How possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked You are not as fat as you
worry about the future Or know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by bubble gum The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that crossed your worried mind The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on idle Tuesday Do one thing every day that you
Don't be reckless with other people's put up with people who are reckless with yours
Don't waste time on jealousy Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes behind The race is long and in the end, only with yourself Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults, if you in doing this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, away your old bank statements
Don't feel guilty if you don't what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still Get of calcium Be kind to knees You'll miss them they're gone
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you Maybe have children, maybe you won't Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the Chicken' On 75th wedding anniversary you do, don't congratulate yourself too much Or berate either Your are half chance, so are everybody else's
Enjoy your body, use it way you can Don't be afraid of it or what other people of it It's the greatest instrument you'll own Dance, even if you nowhere to do it but your own living room Read the directions even if you don't them Do not read beauty magazines, they will only you feel ugly
Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for Be nice to siblings, they're your best link to your past And the people likely to stick with you in the future
Understand friends come and go But a few, who should hold on
Work hard to bridge the gaps in and lifestyle For as the you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young Live in New York City once but leave before it makes you Live in northern California once but leave it makes you soft
Accept certain inalienable Prices will rise, politicians philander, you, too, will get old And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you young Prices reasonable, politicians were noble And respected their elders
Respect your
Don't expect else to support you Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll a wealthy spouse But you never when either one might run out
Don't mess too much your hair Or by the time you're 40 it will 85
Be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with who supply it Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the From the disposal, wiping it off, painting the ugly parts And recycling it for more than it's
But me on the sunscreen