Ladies and gentlemen of the of '99 sunscreen
If I could you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been by scientists Whereas the of my advice has no basis more reliable Than my own meandering experience, I will this advice now
the power and beauty of your youth, oh, never mind You will not understand the power and beauty of youth Until they've but trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back At photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't now How much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you looked You are not as fat as you
worry about the future Or know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by bubble gum The real troubles in your life are apt to be that never crossed your worried mind The kind that blindsides you at 4 p.m. on idle Tuesday Do one thing every day scares you
Don't be with other people's hearts Don't put up people who are reckless with yours
Don't your time on jealousy you're ahead, sometimes you're behind The race is and in the end, it's only with yourself Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults, if you succeed in this, tell me how Keep your old love letters, throw away your old statements
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they to do with their lives Some of the most interesting I know still don't Get of calcium Be to your knees You'll them when they're gone
Maybe marry, maybe you won't Maybe you'll children, maybe you won't Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe dance the 'Funky Chicken' On your wedding anniversary Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too Or yourself either choices are half chance, so are everybody else's
Enjoy body, use it every way you can be afraid of it or what other people think of it It's the greatest instrument ever own Dance, if you have nowhere to do it but your own living room Read the directions even if you don't them Do not read beauty magazines, they only make you feel ugly
Get to know your parents, you never know they'll be gone for good Be nice to your siblings, they're your link to your past And the people most to stick with you in the future
Understand friends come and go But a few, who should hold on
Work hard to the gaps in geography and lifestyle For as the older you get, the more you need the people you knew you were young Live in New York City once but leave before it you hard Live in California once but leave before it makes you soft
Accept inalienable truths Prices will rise, politicians philander, you, too, will get old And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were Prices reasonable, politicians were noble And children their elders
Respect elders
Don't expect else to support you Maybe you have a trust fund, you'll have a wealthy spouse But you never when either one might run out
Don't too much with your hair Or by the time 40 it will look 85
Be whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it Advice is a of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past From the disposal, it off, painting over the ugly parts And recycling it for than it's worth
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