Eugene You Genius

Saw you come through them swingin' doors
Had 'em hanging on ya, couldn't hold one more
You walked by with a silly grin
They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin

Eugene, you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene, you genius
Could you teach me

It's more than the way you comb your hair
That's makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare
Tell me Eugene, I just gotta know
Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store

Eugene, you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene, you genius
Could you teach me

It is something that you tell 'em, love letters that you mail 'em
Your secrets safe with me
To get those kind of glances, do you have to take classes
For a Master Romeo degree

Eugene, you genius

Eugene, you genius
What book did you read
That made you so smart
You could steal a heart
Anytime that you please
Eugene, you genius
Could you teach me

Eugene, you genius
Eugene, you genius
Eugene, you genius
Eugene, you genius