I don't dude I think everyone's all and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem me dude And they need to take it up me after the show
These chicks don't even know the name of my But they're all on me they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
So I get off stage and drop the mic Walk up to the hot and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Shady. I'm the lead in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God him" "Becky oh my God it's Eminem" "I to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my All the chicks yellin', all the hot babes their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night me Dude I think you're tryna steal the light from me Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my to be This rock star shit, the life for me And all the other just despise me because
These chicks don't even know the of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the singer of my band My My My My My My My My
You just wanna see a nigga backwards you Hey dad how we don't rap on Protools Smash these vocals and do a But we in the van and he in a bus You don't want my autograph, a liar And no I'm Swift (oh I you was Kuniva) What the is wrong with that dressing room 'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller a decimal See I how to rap, see it's simple but All I did was a Russell Simmons book So I'm intect, tryna get on the map Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get on my back
Look at Em little punk ass he the shit I know man find himself takin on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ No I had an not you two You gonna be late for Man I goin' to soundcheck But our mics are up and his always sound best You know what man I'ma say Hey yo Em You got to say?! Man no I thought you bout to tell him off, up Man I'ma tell him when I feel it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be I was bout to talk right after you I swear, I man
These chicks even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know I'll be the man All because I'm the lead of my band
They say the lead singers rock, but the group not we sold out arenas to the amusement park I'm let the world know that proof is hot I cut his mic off when the musics starts Ready to on a dumbass fan Every time I hear (Hey dude I love band) We ain't a band we don't play instruments So why he get 90 and we get ten percent And these guys they can find every code
carry your own Can't it to the stage, security in my way (Who the are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
Goddammit I'm sick of group Time for me to go solo and some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the Till Kon Artist slipped me some Lose video I was in the back Superman I was in the back the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us the Like who's D12, how we get (What Eminem?) are you retarded? Anyway I'm the guy in the group Big ass stomach, think I'm cute (hey sexy) 50 told me to do situps to get I did two and a half and then I get up Fuck D12, I'm outta band I'm gonna start a group the real Roxanne
Girl why you see your the only one for me And it just tears my ass to know that you don't know my name
These chicks don't even know the of my band(ha ha) But they're all on me they wanna hold hands(Fuck Marshall) Cuz once I blow I that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my My My My My My My My My My
The hottest boy in the world D12! I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to off their And the singer of my band, my salsa Makes all the pretty girl's wan to My salsa, look out for my single, it's called My Salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my Makes all the pretty girls wan to And off their underpants My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to And take off their underpants, my (Where'd go?)