Elon Musk Song

In 1971, under the South African sun
was born a boy so dear, to a gorgeous model and an engineer
He was smart and hungry for more, by ten he programmed a commodore
but because of his brains and diminutive size, bullies beat him till he was hospitalized

Little boy thrown down a flight of stairs
He knows that life is hopelessly unfair
So he vows those bullies will remember his name
They'll remember Elon Musk, when he gets revenge

It's 1995 can you see Elon is 24 and he's angry
He creates zip2 with 28 k
Makes 307 million in 1400 days
In 1999, Musk swears he shall co-found a company named Paypal
He fights because he's CEO, doesn't want the company to be a part of windows

Little boy thrown down a flight of stairs
Knows that life is hopelessly unfair
But he'll make money, they'll remember his name
They'll remember Elon Musk, when he gets revenge

He's got 200 million cash on hand, Spacex is the next part of his plan
Rockets to Mars and astronauts to send
He meets with the Russians to buy ICBMs

Meanwhile he founds TESLA from financial gain
Creates a new kind of electric power train
Opens solar city
It's a solar power great.
The largest solar company in the United States!

So now he's got solar rockets as a pre-limb.
Do you see now, bullies, who beat the shit out of him?
He'll land on Mars as his finest hour.
Infinite energy from solar power.
And laugh as he gets revenge!

Little boy thrown down a flight of stairs
He knows that life is hopelessly unfair
Was the highest paid CEO for what CEO for what it's worth
Elon Musk is cleary planning to destroy the Earth, and he's had revenge.
And he's had revenge
And he's had revenge
And he's had revenge