Eddie

Dr. Everett v. Scott : From the day he was born
He was trouble
He was the thorn
In his mother's side
She tried in vain

Criminologist : But he never caused her nothing but shame

Dr. Everett v. Scott :He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn
And a motorbike
Shooting up junk

Criminologist : He was a low down cheap little punk

Dr. Everett v. Scott : Taking everyone for a ride

Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did

Columbia : Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said hey listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity
But he locked the door
And threw away the key

Dr. Everett v. Scott : But he must've been drawn
Into something
Making him warn me
In a note which reads

Chorus : What's it say? What's it say?

Eddie : I'm out of my head
Oh hurry, or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds

Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did

Chorus : When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
But when he threatened your life
With a switch blade knife

Dr. Frank-N-Furter : What a guy

Chorus : Whoa ho ho

Janet Weiss : Makes you cry

Chorus : Hey hey hey

Dr. Everett v. Scott : And I did

Chorus : Eddie