Durag vs. Headband

Yeah, yeah (Uh-huh)
It's me, it's me (Uh-huh)
I was hatched in '83 (Yeah)
Fuckin' standin' like the Notre Dame logo right now
Just leave this shit, man

If I choose the right horse (Uh)
I'mma buy a white Porsche (Uh)
Never take the night off (Uh)
Sayin' that my mind's off (Uh)
Ever since I came out (Uh)
I been handin' pain out (Uh)
Fold a wire hanger through your nose, take your brain out
Hey now
On the stage, I'm like great balls of fire (Uh)
One more year, I'll be on Lake George, retired (Just one)
Big steak like a Jeep tire (Uh)
Season up some biceps and throw 'em in deep fryer

I been high since I was this big, yeah
I been high since I was this big, stupid

I'm sick like feedin' squirrels the summer in a bubble jacket
If this was '96, I def' had The Tunnel packed in (It's true)
Big beard like I'm lumberjackin' (Uh)
Mash the pedal of the 850
Sound like the thunder crackin'
I'm in a club with a condom on (Hahaha)
All Under Armour on (Yeah)

And when I die, make sure you spread my blood on a BMW
And when I die, make sure you spread my blood on a BMW

Microphone attached to my head so I can dance my little heart out
Don't make me bring the white guitar out
Like the one in Wayne's World
That was shinin' in the window
Since 13, I been a nympho
Fuck, That's Delicious on box set
Me and my mans smokin' on big drugs and feasting on the ox leg
Stand in the store with twenty Ahmed's
Bazookas on shoulders, hundred pounds of C4 in a stroller
Z4s roll up, shit's cold, I think I need a ricola
I just dropped a million kroner, I'm a stoner (Uh)
You lack culture, I'm a psychedelic image of a black vulture
Trapped inside a past soldier (It's me)

I just blew my motherfuckin' high, man (Ho!)
Holy shit
I been high since I was this big, motherfucker

And when I die, make sure you spread my blood on a BMW
And when I die, make sure you spread my blood on a BMW

Albanian style, I wanna die by machine gun