Ducks on The Wall

My lady's got the most deplorable taste
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplace

She's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall

My lady's got a sort of strange fascination
An obsessive fixation
For cheap decorations

She's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall

Wo-wo-wo, I love her so
But if she don't move the ducks
I think my mind is gonna go

Ducks ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks ducks, hanging on the wall

I leave the office and I want to relax
Don't want to stare at a wall
And look at a duck that can't quack

I love you baby but I can't fall
For those ducks on the wall

I start to snuggle up and squeeze her so tight
Then out of the corner of my eye
I see those ducks in flight

I love you baby but I can't ball
When I see those ducks on the wall

Wo-wo-wo, I can sit through your gossip
And your soap opera shows
But those ducks got to go

I love you baby but I can't ball
When I see those ducks on the wall

And when I went to a cocktail party
With the bores next door
What was the first thing that I saw?

Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall

My lady's got the most deplorable taste
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplace

She's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall

I'll sit and look at all the soap operas with her
I'll play all the panel games
And watch all the quiz shows

But those ducks they've got to go
Those ducks are getting up my nose

If those ducks can fly, well so can I
Well, if those ducks have got to stay
Then I'm going to fly away

I love you baby but I can't ball
When I see those ducks on the wall

Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall

Oh, those ducks on the wall are beginning to move
They're talking to me, I've got to get out
I've got to get away from those ducks

Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall