Drunk Tank

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

Happy hour every hour seven days a week
Drinking is my game and I do it sociably
Every night the same old thing, I get behind the wheel
I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

Something's wrong I'm waking up
Out on the concrete floor
Hey, excuse me officer
Will you show me to the door?

I'll pay a fine and promise will never again
And if I lose my job
I'll be drinking by profession, yeah

I'll never drink again
I'll never drink again, go
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Lose my license for a year
Part of the consequence
Then enroll in A.A.
With all my drinking friends

It doesn't matter, it's okay
There's no need for regrets
Because I know in no time
That I'll be [Incomprehensible] again
[Incomprehensible]

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me