2x] Don't my keys when the party's over I drive better drunk, you do sober
1] I know what you've been told I've drinkin since 12 years old in 1988 Hangin at the liquor store real late I drunk a swallow, I a cup Drunk the bottle, I up Over the years, I learned to it Get kinda tipsy, but not that I like beer, but I love liquor 'cause malt liquor, get me quicker Stop on the freeway, a whiz Hop in my Cadillac and my biz I drive better than I do sober 'cause when I'm sober I think I can make the, red light Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead But when I'm drunk, I know I So I ain't, I drive like a Drinkin is a I did not flunk I'm a Colt 45 drunk
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2] I dropped school in 9-0 Became the world's wino I at home, I drink at work the boss, he just a jerk I 12:00 in the day Relax my nerve, serve my my day go bad, I always drink Calm down, and think Only we like to clown A 'fore the sun go down On weekends, that's when cool To a 40-ounce, and act a fool Once I get that zone I leave that beer and that alone I can barely walk, I can talk But I can glide Cadillac like a hawk
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3] I ran the cops in the rain With my shoes on I drove Palmdale, California to Compton Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the ended All the homies left my in the lot toe' back Wasn't nobody out there but me and the department asleep on the 14 up on the 405 Fell on the 405 up on the 105 Fell on the 105 up in bed Call that, uh, But don't try that at I got skills I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to "These crocs, they're not ordinary crocs "You gotta grab in the mandible" We find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin) So we might have to All day, and all I got some So alright
4x] All day, and all I got some alright
Make you good Rollin through the your windows down Checkin out your Just me a light No stress and strive,