Drastic Sturgeon

Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions

You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want

Get your op, see you shopping in Sainsbury's
Look so good all the people won't phase you
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Just like the second coming with a much better hairdo

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon

Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new 'cause your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade 'cause you're just made of plastic

Don't look twice 'cause you've got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine that you could see through
Don't look twice 'cause you've got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine that you could sit through
(Oh, to me now)