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Oh, I'm just a typical American boy from a typical American town
I believe in God and Senator Dodd and a-keepin' old Castro down
And when it came my time to serve I knew "better dead than red"
But when I got to my old draft board, buddy, this is what I said:
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Sarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
I've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs
And when the bombshell hits, I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs
I got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes
I can hardly reach my knees
And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze
I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
Ooh, I hate Chou En Lai, and I hope he dies,
Onething you gotta see
That someone's gotta go over there
And that someone isn't me
So I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em Hell!
Kill me a thousand or so
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
I'll be the first to go
Yes, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse
Yes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt
Besides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school
And I'm working in a DEE-fense plant
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Singles
22 songs
- When I'm Gone 2006
- Cops Of The World 2006
- Power And Glory 2006
- Changes 2006
- The Marines Have Landed On The Shores Of Santo Domingo 2006
- Cannons Of Christianity 2006
- I'm Going To Say It Now 2006
- Draft Dodger Rag 2008
- What's That I Hear? 2008
- Bracero 2006
- I Ain't Marching Anymore 2008
- Here's to the State of Mississippi 2008
- Ringing Of Revolution 2006
- There But For 2006
- Too Many Martyrs 2008
- One More Parade 2008
- Cross My Heart 2008
- Love Me, I'm A Liberal 2006
- Highwayman 2008
- Is There Anybody Here? 2006
- Santo Domingo 2008
- There But for Fortune 2008
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