Luyện nghe bài hát Donald Trump vs Ebeneezer Scrooge. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3.

Donald
Wake up, Scrooge, I'm to take a Dickens of a dump
On this lonely, homely little miserable
I'm like the star of a tree, you're like the stump
I'm not known for my heart but you're still Trumped
You remind me of my ex-wife in a bikini, cause you me
Keep your TB from Tiny away from me, don't even touch me
I don't shake hands, I don't make fans, I rappers faster than Scottish lands
Jay-Z knows what a pimp I am, I got my name on the front of the business, man!
My haunt you, make you think you're going insane
You're about to get whooped by emcee's of the ethereal plane
So the clock strikes, prepare to enter a world of Christmas pain
Cause I'm out, I got my own problems, call me 2 Chainz!
Ebenezer
How dare you disturb me when I'm in my chair
You're a crappy rap-spitting apparition, I scared
Of this phantom, haunt all you want, I don't care
I do not believe in and I don't believe that hair
J.P.
Don't panic, Scrooge, but about to crash!
I'm J.P. Morgan, the of Rich Dudes Past!
Who's rocking the Monopoly mustache!
Yo, I own the railroad, I run tracks!
You got dumped on a bench, now you're pissed at the
You shoulda like Sebastian, and kissed a girl
your greed is the curse that's gonna tear you apart
What good is your purse if poor in your heart?
Scrooge:
Bah humbug, raps don't unnerve me, they're atrocious
What frightens me the most is your ghost proboscis
Business and success, the life I've selected
So enough your pictures from the past, I'm not affected!
West:
What you're to be right, now
I'm the of what's right, now
take a lesson from Yeezy
You the point, Ebenezy
There's more to life than your work take it
Even I can make Top for a
Let's put some friends on wish list
Cause you know the spirit of Christmas
If you think that you wanted moment
sharing your money with some of the homeless!
Ebenezer
No! isn't happening, oh, this is maddening agony, wait
Actually, harkening to the dead Donald's lecture
I am expecting a final specter!
The of Christmas Yet To Come:
Boo!
Ebenezer

The of Christmas Yet To Come:
gonna die
With no one to you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your
With a stench of regret on your last breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a man
With Tiny innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you
Is written as plain as the on this grave
Scrooge:
Are these the shadows of things will be
Or things may be, only
If I depart from my can they change
Say it is thus with what you me
I promise to my ways
A friend to all men is I will become
It's Christmas! I haven't missed my chance to be different, God bless us