Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence

When nature's callin'
Don't be stalin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the
electric fence
If you're gonna explode
You can use the commonde
Of igloos, cave dwellings
or tents
No need to explain when
you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the
electric fence
You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies
and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence