Don't Hug Me I'm Scared V

YELLOW GUY

Hmm....
Something's different!

DUCK GUY

Hmm...
Something's...missing....

YELLOW GUY
Is it...this guy?

BREAD
Fish and chips! Steak and beef! Fish and eggs! Steak...eggs...

[BREAD drops spoon]

CAN
Are you hungry?
You look to be a bit hungry!
Doo Doo Doo Doo!
Lots of people get hungry!

STEAK [poking DUCK GUY with a fork]
That's your body!
Hungry comes from your body!

DUCK GUY
Get off me.

STEAK
But, your body - it must-a have to be healthy!

CAN
What's that? A tasty snack!
You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!

STEAK
Greedy, to eat all that!
You'll end up with your teeth all grey!!

CAN
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!

(+ STEAK)

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! Do it healthy!

YELLOW GUY
Food is talking!

STEAK GUY!
Let's get healthy now-

[PHONE rings]

...

DUCK GUY [answering the PHONE]
Hello?

STEAK
You see, the body is like a special house
With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms!
Oh, look! There's Mr. Bladder in the basement, ha ha!

DUCK GUY
What?

STEAK
Now, food goes in through the chimney (mouth!)
And goes room to room!
Greeting the different organs!

YELLOW GUY
Hello!

STEAK
Now, the good healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs! And so is invited to stay!
For a party!

STEAK AND CAN
Yay!

STEAK
But, the bad, not healthy foods are very rude!
And must leave through the cat-flap!

CAN
Rude!

DUCK GUY
That doesn't make sens-

CAN
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!

(+) STEAK

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! You'll be healthy!

[PHONE rings]

CAN
What's that? A tasty snack!
You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!

STEAK
Greedy, to eat all that!
You'll end up with your gums all grey!

DUCK GUY
But...something's...wrong!

CAN
Exactly!
How do we know which foods are the healthy ones to eat?

STEAK
Well, that's easy!
The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape!
Choosing normal, plain looking foods such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic keep the body ticking over just nicely!
Isn't that right?

DUCK GUY
I need to go!

CAN
Wait! What's this?

STEAK
Fancy, show-up-y foods like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!

CAN
Ugh!

STEAK
These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail.
Oh no! Look, it's all broken and on the floor!

FRIDGE
Everything tastes great!
Maybe we should wait-

DUCK GUY
No!

FRIDGE
Before we put it on the plate!

DUCK GUY
Enough!!

FRIDGE
Or it could be too late!!

DUCK GUY
I don't wanna do this anymore!!

...

CAN
What's that?
A pizza slice?
You're better off with plain white sauce!

STEAK
What's that?
Plain white sauce?
Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!

FRIDGE
Does it matter?
Just throw it away!
Why not try something else on your tray?

STEAK
What's that? A lovely pie?
But you're gonna end up sad inside.

CAN
Ugh, sad inside?

...

FRIDGE
Everyone has their teeth go grey!
Just eat yeast, and it'll go away!

STEAK
But, how much have you had today?
Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!

CAN
How about some onion paste?
Looks like fun!
Have a taste!

STEAK
That wasn't onion paste!
You shouldn't eat food from a stranger's plate!

(+) STEAK and FRIDGE [increasing in volume]
A stranger's plate!
A stranger's plate!
A stranger's plate!
A stranger's plate!
A stranger's plate!
A stranger's plate!...