Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4

Oh. I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see.
Hm. What is the biggest thing in the world?
Hmm. That's a tricky one!
The mountians? The sky? A windmill?
No!
If only there was a way to learn more about the world.
Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this.
Wow, look!
I'm a computer!
I'm a computer-y guy.
Everything made out of buttons and wires.
I'd like to show ya, inside my digital life.
Inside my mind there is a digital mind.
Oh. Maybe you could help s answer this question. What is the biggest thing-
Clever! I'm a very clever-y guy!
(Wow!)
Count to 50 in the blink of my eye.
I'll print a picture, then I'll tell you the time.
(Time?)
Help you to find some thing you're wanting to find.
Now, it's easy to be, a clever smart boy like me,
When you can do it all digitally!
Wow. I'd like to be as smart as a computer.
Actually we already have a computer-
Great! Great news!
Now, before we start our journey, I need to get some information from you.
What's you name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat?
I live in my house! Speghetti! Well my name is-
Great news! Now, just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way!
(Wait a second.)
What's your favorite color?
(Stop talking.)
Do you like cows or goats? Milk.
(Be quiet.)
Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type?
Are you a-
Shut up!
Don't touch me!
(What?)
...
Welcome! To my digital home! Everything made out of numbers and code!
Huh? We're all computer-y! Oh yeah, wow (x3) 'cuase it's a computer.
I don't get it. How can it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen?
You're not you. You're your digital you. Virtualy real, controlled by real you!
But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real, too! And you're not real you, he's inside your real you!
Oh, how amazing. And interesting, too. But in this virtual world, what can we do?
What can we do-
Oh, good question, well that's up to you! 'Cuase in the digital world, there's over three things to do!
Wow, look, a pie chart! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
Wow, look, a bar graph! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
Wow, look, a line graph! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
Wow, look, an oblong! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
Wow, look, nothing! Digital style! Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
Nothing. Digital style! Digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
Nothing. Digital style! Digital dancing, hey, this is fun!
...
You're a stupid one.
I am going to paint a picture of a clown.
My dad is a computer.
You are not invited to the party.
Wait, what? (Pop!)