Don't Ask Me How I Know

Dont ride your bike off a ramp
Thats more than three bricks high
Dont take a candy from the store
If you aint got the dime

Dont pick a fight with a little guy
That doesnt talk that much
Dont pick up a cherry bomb thinkin its a dud
And dont sneak out of a two story house
Usin bed sheets for a rope
Dont ask me how I know

Sell your truck while its still runnin
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin
Save your money pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses
If youre sorry tell her so
Dont drink the water in Mexico
Dont ask me how I know

Dont quit your high school football team
Halfway through the season
Dont bust your buddy in the nose
When you know he didnt mean it

Dont lose a girl you love at home
For a night in Panama City
Dont rush off the phone when your Mama calls
You aint that busy

Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye
To your grampa fore he goes
Dont ask me how I know

Sell your truck while its still runnin
Save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin
Save your money pay with cash

Forget your pride, buy the roses
If youre sorry tell her so
Dont drink the water in Mexico
Dont ask me how I know

Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so
Dont go to Vegas when you're heartbroke
Dont bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know

Ya, I just know

Sell your truck while it's still runnin',
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know