O'Shea, Get ass in here, boy You hear me calling
When I was young, I used to hang with the seventh Little bad motherfucker Space Invaders Fucking with the girls in the grade Either feeling on they butts or on they braids
Walking the schoolhouse bully By that, I had a lot of pull, G Cheating on tests, making a Cussing a sailor at recess
It must a been a half 'Cause you'll me running out the little girl's bathroom on Good and Plenties Got my gamble on at lunch pennies
Yo, I was living the class clown Pulling all the hokes, all the jokes, man When you young it's to see That it's wrong throwing at the RTD
Popping out your window a BB gun yet knocking on your door and run Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little Even though I was still blanks
As soon as the hit I was stealing candy out the market I got my ass whipped 'Cause I was ten old, doing dumb shit
Thirteen, how old I was When my jimmy started a little peach fuzz And I was at any butt and ass Me and my homies started cutting
Going up to the high Looking for any I could lie to Tell 'em I was older I really was Smoked my first and got really buzzed
That's a mack's made of But when I got my first piece of pussy I fell in as a rock the long way And then I put the rubber on the way
But I gotta have it Overexcited and like a jackrabbit Goddamn, I was hot A virgin but I still how to lay pipe
though the hoe worked me I still knocked the from here to Albuquerque the shit got strange money I started and Jimmy felt funny
Then the nut gushing I jumped up got dressed and pushing I thought the bitch broke my dick 'Cause I was still doing dumb shit
At 17 got my first And mastered the life-long art of To the in college Hung out with the and got some street knowledge
Breaking in cars and all Hitting punk fools a baseball bat at a real fast rate Till they said that I might not
I said, "Fuck the dumb shit 'Cause Pops'll me up quick" And things
So I start rapping about I been through And I got good Now I at all the kids in the neighborhood Trying to be baby Doing shit that I did seven years
through a stage But before they can grow up they on the front And mommas is having a fit 'Cause they young doing dumb shit