Dogs Were Barking

Dogs were barking, guests were parking
And my wedding was about to start
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Then I got up on table and I said
I'll meet you 10:45 on the Broadway Canal
In a disco-radical-transglobal

Comanja cooking up the original mixtura
S ulitzy do ulitzy the brilliant bassura

Mama, diaspora, papa v Gogol Bordello
Energija probuzdenija i ja
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping
Bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose

Cops were lurking, kids were snarkling
Then her father came up to me and said
Vi bivali kogda nibud na vistavke sobak?
She was a 5-45, nashe delo tabak

Da ja zge starij dobrij Opta-Hotza-Htzulo-Dzigit
Govorjat prosto bolnoi, ta nichego zhe ne bolit
Nasha mama, diaspora, papa v Gogol Bordello
Energija probuzhdenija i ja

Remember things, things that are eternal
Remember things, you forgot those things
Nelzja ponjat, nelzja izmerit
Tolko brasat', i tolko vvis

To make it all even more crooked is impossibility of suicide
You pull the trigger, yet you are still standing
Just somewhere else, but with same dick in your hand

And the dogs were barking and the guests were parking
And the monkeys clapping and girls were cutting loose
Thinking 'bout things, things that are eternal
When her mother came up to me and said

Dogs were barking, cops were lurking
And my dancing was about to start!
Monkeys clapping party
Davaj tovarisch, like tovarisch would

I met a crazy dancer, a party tabashi
She held me by the hair I held her by the aass
Nananana, she was a crazy dancer
Nananana, she was a crazy dancer

Baja kuka napade original mixtura
Z ulice do ulice to brilia bazhura
Beat fun cool feel extoura
Vyderzhit li vyderzhit aparatura!
Nananana

And the dogs were barking and the guests were parking
And the monkeys clapping and girls were cutting loose
Thinking 'bout things, things that are eternal
When her mother came up to me and said
Dogs were barking