Dirty Pictures

Gordon

I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
As I'm peering through the shutter
I can feel my heart a-flutter
The lens is getting steamy
As the reel is getting seamy
Watch out for my reflex
As I'm giving you the bird

Chorus
Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures
But I have to keep on taking pictures
Dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic
With a Kodak instamatic

I wanna take some dirty pictures of you
Dirtier the better only filthy will do
As I rig up my umbrellas
And the props are getting hotter
The actions getting frantic
As you're going through your antics
Head up, leg up, chest out
Can you what? Don't be absurd

Repeat Chorus

Guitar

Dirty pictures turn me on
They give me strictures
But I have to keep on taking pictures
Dirty pictures
They give me strictures
But I have to keep on taking pictures
Dirty pictures
They give me strictures
But I have to keep on taking pictures
Dirty pictures
I get my kicks up in the attic